Cruise - I see a little baby

[Ken]

This guy is now only about 7 or 8 nose jobs behind Michael Jackson on the Freak - O - Meter.

Can an Oxygen chamber be next?

Actor Tom Cruise revealed he has bought a sonogram machine so he can watch his child develop inside pregnant fiance Katie Holmes.

The revelation comes during "Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005" taped Oct. 30 and scheduled to air Nov. 29 on ABC, People magazine reports.

In the interview, Cruise told Walters he is performing sonograms on Holmes as they await the birth of their child.

When she asked what he sees, Cruise answered: "A little baby."

Cruise's rep refused to tell People how much he paid for the ultrasound machine, which can run in excess of $200,000.

He said he plans on donating it to a hospital after their child is born.

[Quadgoddess]

What a freak!

I heard he used the sonogram on his belly first..."to give it a test ride"...LMAO...what a nut! But I guess it goes to show that men do like to play with their toys. ROFL

First he's a religious nutbar freak, then a Psychiatrist, now he's an Obstetrician...

And an Einstein with this quote...

When she asked what he sees, Cruise answered: "A little baby."

DUH!

Sounds to me like somebody wished they went to Med school...

I'm suprised he didn't go a step further and have one cloned to be just like him...

I heard Katie stopped 'acting' and has put her life on hold to take care of the Spawn for the loser...I wonder how long it will take him to leave her after the spawn is born???

Get me a box of popcorn...this is gonna get good...

[Ken]

LOL....popcorn.


What makes me curious....he and Nicole couldn't have kids. Unless it was all her....where did the loaded gun come from?

[oldtrucks]

....where did the loaded gun come from?

Probably a test tube.....all part of an elaborate scheme to stop the Gay rumors.

[Ken]

No doubt.

[dp]

freak show! Katie has the most to lose in this escapade.

[Ken]

The common sense on home sonograms we knew all along.....of course...he'll say they're idiots, cause Tom knows all.



Tom Cruise hasn't made many friends within the medical community lately.

First the American Psychiatric Association slammed the actor for referring to psychiatry as a "pseudoscience," calling Cruise's remarks "irresponsible." Now the American College of Radiology is up in arms over Cruise's admission that he purchased a sonogram machine and uses it to perform at-home ultrasounds on fiancee Katie Holmes.

The ACR issued a statement warning that Cruise and Holmes could potentially harm their unborn baby by performing ultrasounds without the benefit of a doctor's supervision

"This is a patient safety issue. Untrained people, even if they have the financial means, should not buy, or be allowed to buy and operate, ultrasound machines which are, in fact, medical devices and should not be used without a medical indication," said Dr. Carol M. Rumack, chair of the ACR Ultrasound Commission.

Cruise gushed about his purchase to Barbara Walters during an interview for her special Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005, which aired Tuesday.

"I bought a sonogram machine," Cruise told Walters during the interview, which was taped Oct. 30. "I am going to donate it to a hospital when we are done."

Somewhat startled, Walters replied, "Wait, you are going to do your own sonogram?"

"Yes," Cruise replied, chuckling.

The couch-jumping thesp told Walters that he did not know the sex of his offspring, but that he saw "a little baby" when he performed the ultrasound.

Cruise's purchase is estimated to have set him back anywhere from $15,000 to $200,000. However, the ACR is not convinced that the War of the Worlds star fully understands the complexities of the device.

"The ACR is concerned that Tom Cruise has been badly advised regarding the use and potential abuse of ultrasound," Dr. Rumack stated. "There are many abnormalities that may be missed by the untrained eye. Also, if it is not medically necessary, the use of ultrasound raises unnecessary physical risk to the fetus."

The ACR isn't the only organization concerned about Cruise's personal sonogram machine. According to the Food and Drug Administration, the actor may even be violating the law by possessing the device.

"Persons who promote, sell or lease ultrasound equipment for making 'keepsake' fetal videos should know that FDA views this as an unapproved use of a medical device," the FDA stated. "In addition, those who subject individuals to ultrasound exposure using a diagnostic ultrasound device (a prescription device) without a physician's order may be in violation of state or local laws or regulations regarding use of a prescription medical device."

Cruise's representatives did not respond to requests for comment on the sonogram issue.

Meanwhile, Cruise and Holmes have been taking a break from their at-home ultrasound project while spending time in Shanghai, where Cruise has been filming scenes for Mission: Impossible 3.

[Quadgoddess]

The common sense on home sonograms we knew all along.....of course...he'll say they're idiots, cause Tom knows all.

He thinks he knows all....those types always do...he knows absolutely nothing.

Typical example of a control/power freak in action.
He is an abuser. Abuse is always about CONTROL. Whether it is verbal abuse, emotional abuse, or physical abuse, IT IS ABOUT CONTROLLING YOUR PARTNER.

And it's also another example of his wacked out religious beliefs and the fact that Scientology is a thriving cult of greed and power.

Did you read where Scientologist do not ALLOW talking or noise during the time of labor??????
Ummm....yeah, OK...

Too bad Katie didn't see him for what he really is.
And not be blinded by his flashy smile.

Live and learn...


On a funny note...I heard he's naming the baby L.Ron....

[oldtrucks]

Here's the unit the dumbass bought

http://www.cannondownriggers.com/site/h ... l/5100.htm

[MrBill]

Thats great. ROFLAO

[Ken]

Cruise: I see salmon.

[Ken]

Let's compare:


Plastic Surgery:
Jackson(Check)
Cruise (Possible...er make that probable)

Strange Views:
Jackson (Check)
Cruise (Check)

Eccentric:
Jackson (Neverland. Check)
Cruise (Airplane Museum. Check)

Medical Equipment:
Jackson(oxygen chamber. Check)
Cruise: (Home Sonogram machine. Check)

Strange Marriages: Jackson (Check. Presley, Egg donor)
Cruise(Check. Mysterious dumps Kidman just before 10 year mark, when prenupt expires. Wife goes on to make more than him over same period.)

Facination with Children:
Jackson(Check)
Cruise(Check. Paid for multiple invitros, adopted 2 kids, gets girlfriend pregnant, buys songram machine)

Endangers Children:
Jacskson (Check. Dangles kid from balcony)
Cruise(Check. Blasts fetus with ultra high sound waves that can cook cells)

Pets:
Jackson(Bubbles the chimp. Check)
Cruise(Kate Holmes. Check)

[oldtrucks]

Let's compare:

That there is some funny shit, you need to find a larger audience for this one.......then again he may come after you for defamation. Probably best leave it in the hands of the pros, and let the Enquirer and Star do it for you.

[Quadgoddess]

Let's compare:


Plastic Surgery:
Jackson(Check)
Cruise (Possible...er make that probable)

Strange Views:
Jackson (Check)
Cruise (Check)

Eccentric:
Jackson (Neverland. Check)
Cruise (Airplane Museum. Check)

Medical Equipment:
Jackson(oxygen chamber. Check)
Cruise: (Home Sonogram machine. Check)

Strange Marriages: Jackson (Check. Presley, Egg donor)
Cruise(Check. Mysterious dumps Kidman just before 10 year mark, when prenupt expires. Wife goes on to make more than him over same period.)

Facination with Children:
Jackson(Check)
Cruise(Check. Paid for multiple invitros, adopted 2 kids, gets girlfriend pregnant, buys songram machine)

Endangers Children:
Jacskson (Check. Dangles kid from balcony)
Cruise(Check. Blasts fetus with ultra high sound waves that can cook cells)

Pets:
Jackson(Bubbles the chimp. Check)
Cruise(Kate Holmes. Check)

Those are good comparisons!
And I wouldn't worry about anyone coming after you for defamation of character...because every single one of those are a true statement!

Or you could include a Disclaimer...like this one I found on one of the millions, and millions of anti-Cruise websites...

Our use of the term "nuts" is meant, as defined in Webster's, as a reference to an "eccentric" person. That's all. We do not mean to in any way denigrate or belittle anyone with mental illness. In fact, we take mental illness very seriously, which is why Mr. Cruise's ill-informed rant inspired us to create this website. We don't have anything personally against Mr. Cruise, either. We think he's a first-class actor and a humanitarian. We did used to worry that he was a misguided zealot, but that's all. Now we think he's a dangerous, misguided zealot.

[Ken]

Great disclaimer.


The sad part is....that took me like 5 minutes to write. I spent more time formatting and checking for spelling.